"You have one new voice message"

Oh. my. god, Laura. You are the funniest person alive. I... (laughs) just got on your blog... and saw your pictures? (Laughter.) You made my day with that. Anyway, give me a call, I'll be around tonight. I might be drunk, though, if you call later... yeah, I really just want to get hammered. (Laughter.) Anyway! Love ya, dude. Talk to you later.

Facts:

A) You can receive joy from a voicemail.

B) We are all pretty lucky that we know the people that we do - myself included.

C) Some nights... you just want to get hammered.